All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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