You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Shame - the story of my life.
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