I wanna bring you to show and tell
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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