I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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