i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dicks are not precious.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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