It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
50% drunk capacity currently
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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