Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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