soooo we both peed the bed last night...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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