do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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