I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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