He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
