well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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