Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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