I am in a vortex of obligation.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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