One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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