This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So much Jack, so little girl.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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