Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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