so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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