Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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