I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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