What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I want to fling myself into the sun
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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