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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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