I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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