omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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