I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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