fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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