She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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