Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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