I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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