your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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