Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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