We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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