I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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