I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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