Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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