I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Randomize
