I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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