we need to drink 2009 down the drain
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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