I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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