Don't you send me to vm
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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