we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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