It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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