that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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