marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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