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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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