dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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