I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
