**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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