I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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