the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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