She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Fuck appropriateness.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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