Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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