Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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