your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Randomize
