i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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